The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths [932d]
• Netanyahu: ‘I Don’t Know About You, But The Timing Of This Tragic Attack On Israelis Could Not Have Come At A Better Time For Me’ [932d]
• Trump Allegedly Revealed Submarine Secrets To Australian Businessman [932d]
• Alphas Explain Why They Love Joe Rogan [932d]
• Man Feels Like Bystanders Are Arguing For Him To Put Gun Down In Bad Faith [932d]
• Trolls Explain Why They Love Matt Gaetz [932d]
• Visiting Friend Pleasantly Surprised By City’s Open Hostility Toward Homeless People [932d]
• Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once [932d]