The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New Law Requires People Who Publicly Announce They Need To Take A Piss To Register As Sex Offenders [926d]
• No Traction [926d]
• What To Know About What’s Happening In Israel And Gaza [926d]
• Diplomatic Solution Sounds Fucking Lame [926d]
• Liberal Woman Genuinely Fascinated By Man’s Experience Being One-Eighth Puerto Rican [926d]
• Green Giant Introduces New Frozen Death Cap Mushrooms For Convenient Weeknight Murders [926d]
• Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number [926d]
• ‘America First’ Republicans Explain Why They Support Israel’s Military [926d]
• Deadly ‘Superbug’ Bacteria Detected In Soda Fountains [926d]