The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Amazon River Records Lowest Water Level In Over A Century [923d]
• Astrology Fact: Did You Know? [923d]
• Marvel Fans Blast Martin Scorsese As Hypocrite For Deadpool Cameo In ‘Killers Of The Flower Moon’ [923d]
• Biden Urges Americans Not To Let Dangerous Online Rhetoric Humanize Palestinians [923d]
• ‘So Horny For This’ Tweets Official Israeli Twitter Account With Picture Of Dead Civilians [923d]
• Report: 90% Of Fast Fashion Ends Up Wasted On People Who Can’t Pull Off Look [923d]
• There’s No Easy Way To Say This [923d]
• Humane Meat Company Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep [923d]
• Most Common STI In Every State [923d]
• Pepper X Now World’s Spiciest Pepper [923d]
• Instagram Adds Helpful Label Indicating Point Where Girlfriend Stops Appearing In User’s Pictures [923d]
• The Onion’s Fall 2023 Movie Preview [923d]