The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mike Pence Drops Out Of Republican Presidential Campaign [911d]
• Broncos Go On Winning Streak After Scooter Braun Begins Attending Every Game [911d]
• Tips For Throwing The Perfect Halloween Party [911d]
• Most Popular Halloween Costumes For Couples [911d]
• The Talkie Horror Stricture Show [911d]
• Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors [911d]
• Man Calls To Inform Previous Sexual Partners He’s Contracted The Curse Of The Pharaoh [911d]
• Mother Defends Choice To Put Credit Card Number Into Website Virus.Crime [911d]
• MLB Announcer Unsure Why He Currently Stating Pitcher’s Birth Weight [911d]
• Lopsided Fantasy Trade Offer Forces Man To Reconsider How Friend Must Perceive Him [911d]
• Democratic Rep. Bowman Pleads Guilty For Pulling Capitol Building Fire Alarm [911d]
• Americans Try To Define ‘War Crime’ [911d]