The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Politicians Explain Why They Will Not Endorse A Ceasefire [1079d]
• Study Finds Drinking Children’s Blood No More Effective Than Regular Blood At Achieving Eternal Life [1079d]
• God Throws Celibate Monk Pity Wet Dream [1079d]
• EPA Sets Cap On How Much Carbon Trees Can Absorb [1079d]
• CEOs Announce Plans To Be Total Fucking Freaks When You Run Into Them In The Bathroom [1079d]