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The Onion

World Series-Winning Rangers Owner Immediately Voids Entire Team’s Contracts [908d]
Donald Trump Jr. Takes Witness Stand In New York Fraud Trial Against Father [908d]
The Onion Shares Its Social Media Guidelines For Reporters [908d]
Pros And Cons Of Banning Smartphones In Schools [908d]
Woman Who Had Abortion Shares How She Regrets Not Stopping For M&M McFlurry Afterwards [908d]
Jesus Wakes Up In Cold Sweat After Recurring Nightmare He Returned To Earth Naked [908d]
Every Product Review Is Sponsored And No One Can Be Trusted, But We’ll Tell You Why The Hamilton Beach 6 Speed Mixer Sucks Ass [908d]
Man Flips Between Quarterback Being Best Ever, Worst Ever 386 Times In Single Play [908d]
Free Speech Absolutists Explain Why People They Disagree With Should Be Fired [908d]
Nation Draws Line On Body Positivity At Man With Oddly Small Nipples [908d]
Trivia Night Ruined Again By Bald Man With Bulging Forehead Veins Playing Alone [908d]
Jewelry Stolen From Colorado Players In Rose Bowl Locker Room Heist [908d]