The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll [903d]
• Millions Protest Worldwide To Demand Gaza Ceasefire [904d]
• Biden Campaign Downplays Importance Of Winning Election [904d]
• Critics Laud ‘Priscilla’ As Haunting Portrait Of Dating An Awesome Famous Guy Who’s Super Rich And Plays Guitar Too [904d]
• Supreme Court Rules Anyone Who Had Abortion Under Roe Must Be Re-Impregnated [904d]
• Department Of Transportation Reduces Commute Times By Adding Highway Nitro Strips [904d]
• Politicians Try To Recall How Their Constituents Feel About A Ceasefire [904d]
• Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons [904d]
• Jordan Peterson Argues Only Those Below A Certain IQ Should Be Allowed To Reproduce [904d]
• Grandmother Suffering From Alzheimer’s Still Able To Remember All Grandchildren’s Flaws [904d]
• Woman Envisioning New Life As Reclusive Widow Just Seconds After Learning Husband Has Weird Migraine [904d]
• Scarlett Johansson Sues AI App Over Use Of Her Likeness [904d]