The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• France Announces Plans To Enshrine Abortion Rights In Constitution [901d]
• Study Finds Feeling Angry May Help People Achieve Their Goals [902d]
• Americans Explain How They Would End The Israel-Hamas War [902d]
• Comically Mismatched Roommate Wanted [902d]
• Nudist Makes Exception For Safari Hat [902d]
• Boston Named Best City To Vomit Everywhere [902d]
• Picky Eater Refuses To Take Bite Of Still-Beating Heart Of Slain Enemy [902d]
• White House Staff Panicking After Unstoppable Commander Biden Bursts Through Oval Office Window [902d]