The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Calls Political Enemies ‘Vermin’ In Veterans Day Speech [895d]
• Men Explain Why Female-Led ‘The Marvels’ Failed [895d]
• Woman Comes Out Of Manic Episode To Discover She’s Been Elected U.S. Representative [895d]
• Dog Allowed To Eat Whatever He Wants Off The Sidewalk On His Birthday [895d]
• Dead Pigeon At Bus Stop Moved A Little Overnight [895d]
• New Suicide Prevention Campaign Encourages Teens To Wait Until They’re Middle-Aged [895d]
• Joe Manchin To Not Seek Reelection [895d]
• Oppressed, Exploited Masses Await Right Hot Guy To Lead Revolution [895d]