The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• The Rollings Stones Announce 2024 American Tour [534d]
• Tips For Displaying Artwork In Your Home [534d]
• Study: Most Honking Drivers Just Excited To See Shiny Cars [534d]
• Babysitter Told To Help Herself To Anything In Medicine Cabinet [534d]
• Dr. Scholl’s Recalls All Products After Announcing Only Way To Fix Flat Feet Is With Eugenics [534d]
• Shakira Settles In Spanish Tax Fraud Case [534d]
• Men’s Rights Activists Explain How They Increase Their Sperm Count [534d]
• Califia Introduces New Zero-Calorie H2O Milk Made From Blended Water [534d]
• Nation Demands To Know What’s Inside Big Silo [534d]
• Woman Still Wearing Mask On Plane Must Have Inside Information About Next Pandemic [534d]
• Initial Moan In Porn Video Sounds Eastern European [534d]
• Suspected Kid Napping [534d]