The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Rep. George Santos Faces Expulsion From Congress [879d]
• Biden Addresses Nation: ‘Does Anyone Else Ever Feel Like They’re Floating Through A Dream They Can Never Wake Up From?’ [879d]
• Study Finds Belly Fat Linked To Increased Risk Of Being Blown Raspberries [880d]
• Ugh, Circumcision The Religious Kind [880d]
• Conservative Men Explain How They Are Raising Daughters [880d]
• Every Table At Local Applebee’s Populated By Different Militia [880d]
• BP Apologizes For Thinking Oil Would Look Cool Spilled Into Ocean Like It Does In Puddles [880d]