The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• George Santos Turns To Cameo After Expulsion From Congress [872d]
• The Onion Looks Back On Kevin McCarthy And His Hot Streak Of Utterly Embarrassing Low Points [872d]
• Man Peeing With Light Off Concerned By Lack Of Urine-Hitting-Toilet-Water Sound [872d]
• Ex-FDA Official Confirms Existence Of Vegetables [872d]
• The Onion’s 2023 Holiday Gift Guide [872d]
• Mother Treats Herself To Throwing Away Few Pieces Of Kids’ Art [872d]
• McDonald’s To Launch New Spinoff Restaurant ‘CosMc’s’ [872d]
• Conservatives Explain Why They Support Kyle Rittenhouse [872d]
• Weird Roommate Binge Eats Entire Bunch Of Bananas [872d]
• Panicking Climate Scientists Warn That Earth About To Go Off Huge Waterfall [872d]