The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Americans Explain Why The Harvard President Should Resign [867d]
• Fondest High School Memories Predominantly Destruction Of Property [867d]
• All Of Nikki Haley’s Supporters Delighted To Fit Into Single UberXL [867d]
• Scientists Develop Even More Painful Form Of Female Contraception [867d]
• Impressive ‘GTA VI’ Trailer Features Characters Claiming They’re Sentient, Begging For Release From Digital Prison [867d]
• Study Finds Corporate Profiteering ‘Significantly’ Drove Inflation In 2023 [867d]
• Child Instructed Not To Sit On Santa’s Colostomy Bag [867d]
• White Man Can’t Help But Feel Like Spanish Music Playing In Department Store Is Talking About Him [867d]
• Taylor Swift Named Golf Magazine’s Club Of The Year [867d]
• Man Has Compulsive Need To Tell Every Waiter How He Used To Be A Waiter [867d]
• Conservatives Explain Why They Refuse To Commit Crimes In ‘GTA’ [867d]
• Tony Romo Hauntingly Predicts Exact Time And Place Of Jim Nantz’s Death [867d]