The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pope Francis Presses Face Against Steamy Glass Door In Fervent Approval Of Same-Sex Showers [1028d]
• James Webb Telescope Finds Evidence Of Packers Secondary Lined Up 20 Million Light Years Off Receivers [1028d]
• Scientists Discover Cause Of Morning Sickness [1028d]
• Instacart Valuation Crashes As Americans Realize They Can Do Some Things For Themselves [1028d]
• Godzilla Shares Fun Tokyo Shopping Anecdote During ‘Tonight Show’ Appearance [1029d]
• Only Baby Boomers Can Pass This Quiz [1029d]
• Silhouette Of Chainsaw, Blowtorch Visible Through NFL Injury Tent [1029d]
• Ex-Girlfriend Busy, But Good [1029d]
• Unclear If Mom Intentionally Following Machine Gun Kelly On Instagram [1029d]
• White Coworker Trying To Adopt Black Slang Embarrassingly Misusing N-Word [1029d]
• CEO Prides Himself On Laying Off Every Employee By Name [1029d]
• Our Annual Year: Best Of January [1029d]
• Our Annual Year: Best Of Sports [1029d]
• Candy Bar Wrapper Placed Into Sweatpants Pocket [1029d]