The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Presidential Motorcade Stops To Pick Up Blood-Soaked Hitchhiker [847d]
• Study Suggests Chimpanzees Also Go Through Menopause [847d]
• Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed [847d]
• Thrifter Strikes Gold With Vintage Amazon Essentials Jacket From 2021 [847d]
• Quiet Solitude [847d]
• ‘Uh-Huh, Cool,’ Says Man Edging Toward Bedroom As Roommate Describes Day [847d]
• Elon Musk Fanboys Explain Why They Are Signing Up For Neuralink Human Trials [847d]
• Our Annual Year: Best Of October [847d]