The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Court Documents Containing Names Of Jeffery Epstein’s Associates To Be Revealed [840d]
• Americans Explain Whether Trump Should Be Disqualified From The Ballot [840d]
• Confusing Robot Has No Orifices [841d]
• Dad Accidentally Opens Up Gates Of Hell After Attempting To Fix Sink Himself [841d]
• Kamala Harris Makes Few Extra Bucks House-Sitting For Bidens [841d]
• Man Wishes Someone Else Was Around To Taste How Good His English Muffin Pizzas Turned Out [841d]
• Employee Barely Even Remembers Dead Mom After Taking Company’s One-Week Bereavement [841d]
• Men Explain Why Age Of Consent Laws Are Too Strict [841d]