The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Announces Plans For Extra PlayStation 5 Controller In Case Someone Visits Nation [835d]
• Lloyd Austin Fails To Disclose He Was Buried At Arlington National Cemetery [835d]
• The Onion 5 [835d]
• Michelle Obama: ‘I Am Terrified What Could Happen In 2024 If Pennywise The Clown Comes Back’ [835d]
• A 21-Gun Salute To Mass Shootings: ‘The Onion’ Looks Back At Wayne LaPierre’s Time At The NRA [835d]
• Defendant In Nevada Battery Case Attacks Judge [835d]
• Americans Reveal What Biden Has To Do To Earn Their Support [835d]
• Congress Reduces SNAP Benefits To One Free Treat On Recipient’s Birthday [835d]
• Boss Impressed By What A Friendless Loser Hardworking Employee Must Be [835d]
• Father Most Present While Encouraging Children To Knock It Off [835d]
• Christians Explain Why Atheists Are Bullies [835d]
• Wound Loses Flavor After Couple Licks [835d]
• Chick-Fil-A Announces They Will Only Serve Chickens Conceived In Wedlock [835d]
• But It Client’s Birthday, Argues Public Defender [835d]