The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Elon Musk Removes Prominent Leftist Reporters, Critics From X [833d]
• Single ‘Hi’ Sent To Guy On Dating App Referred To As ‘Ho Phase’ [833d]
• Boyfriend Announces Plans To Black Out And Spend $600 At Golf Simulator [833d]
• Quiz: Who Said It, Donald Trump Or Hitler? [833d]
• White Woman Explains Why As An Anti-Racist Ally She Refuses To Say Any Word That Starts With ‘N’ [833d]
• NextDoor User Comes Right Out And Asks If It Okay To Set Homeless Man On Fire [833d]
• Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert And Ex-Husband Allegedly Involved In Physical Altercation At Restaurant [833d]
• Luxury Condos Demolished Minutes After Completion To Build Even Fancier Condos [833d]
• Biden Plays Up Wholesomeness By Drawing Freckles On Cheeks With Marker [833d]