The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Wins New Hampshire Republican Primary [818d]
• CDC Addresses Plummeting Birth Rate With New Campaign Reminding Americans What Genitals Do [818d]
• Woman Arrested For Theft Of $2,500 Worth Of Stanley Cups [818d]
• Man Wearing Hat In Every Dating Profile Picture Probably Hiding Wife And Kids Up There [818d]
• Larsa Pippen Confirms She’s Dating Michael Jordan’s Gym Bag [818d]
• Gen Z Announces Julie Andrews Is Problematic But Refuses To Explain Why [818d]
• Yearly Visit To Doctor Confirms Body Falling Apart Exactly On Schedule [818d]
• Men Explain Why They Prefer Low-IQ Wives [818d]