The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Boys Help Father Raise $83 Million By Asking Their Dad For The Money [812d]
• Climate Protesters Terrified After Mona Lisa Extends Big Tongue And Starts Licking Up Soup [812d]
• Triumphant Biden Announces U.S. Has Killed Man Who Kind Of Looks Like Osama Bin Laden [813d]
• 15-Year-Old Doing Dry January [813d]
• Most Common Tattoo In Every State [813d]
• Unemployed Friend Really Blowing Up College Group Chat [813d]
• U.S. Scientist Sparks Outrage In U.K. By Suggesting A Pinch Of Salt Improves Tea’s Flavor [813d]
• Shrewd Entrepreneur Opens Burrito Place In Former Site Of Failed Burrito Place [813d]
• ChatGPT Keeps Claiming Its Aunt Is Britney Spears [813d]