The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• RFK Apologizes To Family For Super Bowl Ad Featuring JFK’s Campaign Imagery, Music [794d]
• Valentine’s Date Night Ideas For True Alphas [795d]
• Terrifying Friend Of Friend Asks Woman Point-Blank What Brand Of Vibrator She Uses [795d]
• Everything We Learned From Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin Interview [795d]
• Man Adjusts Balls A Second Too Long [795d]
• ‘I Am Your New King,’ Says Bloody, Cancerous Polyp To British Public [795d]
• Authorities Demolish House That Was Site Of Horrific Marriage [795d]
• Sources Who Once Had Self-Respect Report It Nice To E-Meet You [795d]