The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Booed At FurryCon While Hawking New $399 Tail [787d]
• Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children [787d]
• Dakota Johnson Hoping She Doesn’t Get Any ‘Madame Web’ Questions At ‘Madame Web’ Press Event [787d]
• Can You Tell Which Of These Tinder Bios Are AI-Generated? [787d]
• Scientists Discover Birds Lied About Being Related To Dinosaurs [787d]
• Restaurant Patron Points At Item On Menu To Avoid Mispronouncing ‘Number 47’ [787d]
• Nation Surprised U.S. Power Grid Hasn’t Been Shut Down By Hacker Named Cyber Wolf [787d]
• Christian Man Persecuted Simply For Driving 90 Miles Per Hour In School Zone [787d]