The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Multiple Food Safety Checkpoints Missed Lead-Tainted Applesauce Pouches [779d]
• Disney Unveils New Mass Grave Where Fans Can Be Buried Alive With Favorite Characters Forever [779d]
• Record Number Of U.S. 40-Year-Olds Never Married [779d]
• Most Terrifying Ways The Deep State Is Trying To Destroy Donald Trump [779d]
• Polish Man That Landlord Sent Over Smashes Hammer Through Wall, Leaves [779d]
• Public Basketball Hoop Missing Everything But The Net [779d]
• Sasha Obama Accused Of Nepotism After Getting Elected President Of Armenia [779d]
• Litter-Robot Recalls Thousands Of Self-Cleaning Litter Boxes That Accidentally Transported Cats To Year 1300 [779d]
• Woman Passed Out In Hot Yoga Class Must Have Achieved Nirvana [779d]