The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Caitlin Clark Announces She’s Leaving Iowa Basketball For Drama Club [773d]
• U.S. Airdrops Rubble Into Gaza [773d]
• Sphere Refuses To Release U2 Despite Band Fulfilling Terms Of Residency [773d]
• Out Of Step [773d]
• Secret Service Finds Biden Attempting To Dig Own Grave On White House Lawn [773d]
• Paul Ryan Has Another Nice Day Of Staring At Wall For 8 Hours, Going Back To Bed [774d]
• Americans Explain What Balanced Coverage Of Gaza Means [774d]
• Kellogg’s CEO Says Financially Struggling Americans Should Eat Cereal For Dinner [774d]
• High School Reunion Attendees Catch Up On Each Other’s DUIs [774d]
• Trump Scared To Check Credit Score [774d]
• Apartment Listing Counts Toilet As Storage [774d]