The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Krysten Sinema Will Not Seek Reelection [771d]
• Mom Offers To Set Single Daughter Up With Nice Man From Salad Dressing Label [771d]
• Marianne Williamson Successfully Primaries Biden In All 63 Counties Of Astral Plane [771d]
• Conservatives Explain Why Casual Sex Should Be Illegal [771d]
• Bono Dedicates Song At Final Sphere Performance To Jill Biden [771d]
• Nutritionists Say Fuck It After Discovering Little Debbie Cakes [771d]
• Nation Longs For Days When Poverty Mostly Meant Making Monkey Dance On Street For Cash [772d]
• Apple Unveils New Apple Vision Pro Mini [772d]
• Satanic Couple No Longer Has Shared Dark Vision For Future [772d]