The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare [764d]
• Emma Stone On Phone With Louis Vuitton Customer Service For 4 Hours Trying To Get Refund On Ripped Gown [764d]
• Father And Son Enjoy Annual Tradition Of Saying They Should Attend Spring Training One Day [764d]
• Zelensky Challenges Putin To Settle Ukraine War On The Dance Floor [764d]
• Gen Z Reveals How They Are Meeting People Outside Dating Apps [764d]
• Insecure Prick Immediately Talked Into Upgrade [764d]
• God Unveils Plans To Bulldoze Heaven For Luxury Condos [764d]
• U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities [764d]
• ‘I Wish I Had Your Metabolism,’ Sighs Woman Seeing Garfield Swallow Whole Lasagna In One Gulp [764d]
• Daylight Saving Time Takes Effect [764d]