The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Bruno Mars Reportedly In $50 Million Of Debt With MGM Casino After Assuming Cocktails Were Complimentary [756d]
• Removed Notre Dame Scaffolding Reveals Construction Crew Accidentally Built Mosque [756d]
• Jake Paul Announces He Is Bringing Gun With Him To Fight Mike Tyson [756d]
• Throw Another Epilogue On The Fire [757d]
• Everything Lara Trump Plans To Do After RNC Takeover [757d]
• Unsettling Ancestry.com Report Informs Man Genghis Khan Descended From Him [757d]
• Prudish Woman On First Date Declines To Bear Man’s Children [757d]
• Streaming Algorithm Recommends Man A Bunch Of Man Movies [757d]
• Researchers Say Python Meat Could Help Food Insecurity [757d]
• Dog Feels Like Everyone Looking At Him Differently Ever Since He Swallowed Chipmunk Whole [757d]
• Trump Dehumanizes Migrants By Referring To Them As Dons And Erics [757d]