The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Baltimore’s Key Bridge Collapses [746d]
• Hobby Lobby Announces It Muslim Now [747d]
• But Dog Likes Fighting For Money [747d]
• Grandmother Spends Entire Day Peeling Single Potato [747d]
• Worst Side Effects Ozempic Users Don’t Want You To Know About [747d]
• Lint Roller Passed Over Crotch Ahead Of Date [747d]
• Trump’s Civil Fraud Bond Lowered To $175 Million [747d]