The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• $30 Million In Cash Stolen From L.A. Money Storage Facility [737d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: April 5, 2024 [737d]
• MTA Demands $750,000 In Tolls From NYC Marathon Bridge Crossing [737d]
• Study Finds Majority Of Americans Could Jump Parking Meter If Bum Knee Weren’t Acting Up [737d]
• Men Explain Why They Could Outscore Caitlin Clark [737d]
• Pregnant Sex Ed Teacher Must Really Know Her Stuff [737d]
• Terrifying Shadow Cast Across Hall As Roommate’s Hookup Lumbers Toward Bathroom [737d]
• Sotheby’s Announces Auction Of Napkin On Which Jeffrey Epstein Jotted Down Idea For Pedophilia [737d]