The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Travis Kelce Impresses Coachella Crowd By Tossing Taylor Swift 50 Feet Across Grounds [726d]
• Aaron Taylor-Johnson Wondering If Buying Tuxedo More Economical In Long Run Than Renting One For Each ‘Bond’ Film [726d]
• Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial [726d]
• Everything We Know About ‘Joker 2’ [727d]
• Congress Quickly Passes Funding For National Night-Light After Waking Up From Scary Dream [727d]
• Yoplait Label Warns Yogurts Must Reach Internal Temperature Of 165 Degrees Before Consumption [727d]
• Campaign Tail [727d]
• 3 Rescued From Deserted Island After Spelling Out ‘Help’ On Beach [727d]
• FDA Announces Their Fingers Smell Like Orange After Evaluating Some Oranges Earlier [727d]