The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference [708d]
• Airbnb Recreates House From ‘Up’ For Renters [708d]
• Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog [708d]
• Trump Watching Movie On iPad During Trial Without Using Headphones [708d]
• Cop Too Drunk To Administer Field Sobriety Test [708d]
• Biggest Prize On Eastern European Game Show Apparently Fridge [708d]
• Idaho Man Arrested For Kicking Bison [708d]
• Not For Sale [708d]
• Buttigieg Distracts Americans With Speech While DOT Steals Nation’s Catalytic Converters [708d]