The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• RFK Jr. Claims He Had Parasitic Worm In Brain [701d]
• Florida’s Near-Total Abortion Ban By The Numbers [701d]
• Senators Seek To Curtail Facial Recognition Software In Airports [701d]
• $18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money [701d]
• Kamala Harris Plays Hooky To Sit In ‘Price Is Right’ Studio Audience [701d]
• Trump Drapes Jacket Over Head So Nobody Can Tell He’s Sleeping In Court [701d]