The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘Portal’ Installation Connecting Dublin, NYC Shut Down Due To Inappropriate Behavior [694d]
• Very Important Man One Of The Main Guys Where He Works [694d]
• Cartier Introduces New Diamond-Encrusted Gastric Lap-Band [695d]
• Dole Salad Kits Now Include Framed Certificate Confirming Owner Has Eaten Salad [695d]
• 1-Bedroom Condo For Woman Who Is Still Single At 35 [695d]
• Former Trump Aide Claims To Give Fake Money To Unhoused People [695d]