The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pope Francis Issues Apology For Using Slur For Gay Men [173d]
• Dialect Coach Hired To Class Up Nation Before Big Date With Wealthy Man [173d]
• Dermatologists Advise Against Taking Bite Of Facial Cream [173d]
• Experts Concerned As Tween Girls Get Swept Up In Last Will And Testament Craze [173d]