The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Signs Executive Order To Deport All 340 Million Americans And Start From Scratch [167d]
• Study Finds Only 1 In 3 Americans Can Name Their Representative’s Corporate Donors [167d]
• Chick-Fil-A Admits To Enjoying Prostate Stimulation On Occasion [167d]
• Senate Passes Emergency Border Funding To Prevent Female Leadership From Spreading To U.S. [167d]
• Gorilla Mother Constantly Reminding Children To Slouch [168d]
• Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter This Townhouse [168d]
• Man With Suspended License Joins Court Zoom Call While Driving [168d]
• Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic [168d]
• Other Things Nikki Haley Wrote On Israeli Missiles [168d]