The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Rodeo Bull Escapes Into Crowd [159d]
• State Deals With Drug Addict Only Way It Knows How [159d]
• Wound Barely Festering [159d]
• Goose Comforted By Visions Of Long-Dead Relatives Beckoning It Into Jet Engine [159d]
• Study Finds 80% Of Food Waste Result Of Half-Assed Chicken Wing Eating Technique [159d]