The Brutalist Report - onion

The Onion

NASA Astronauts’ Return From ISS On Boeing Capsule Faces Repeated Delays [142d]
The First 2024 Presidential Debate By The Numbers [142d]
Naked Man Emerging From Ocean Must Have Just Finished Evolving [142d]
Rafael Nadal Withdraws From Wimbledon To Spend More Time Pressing Tennis Racket Against Face To Make Waffle Marks [143d]
British Science Museum Forced To Return Fire Exhibit Originally Plundered From The Gods [143d]
Increasingly Isolated Putin Tries Joining Adult Kickball League [143d]