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The Onion

Pope Francis Approves First Millennial Saint [136d]
Poll: Democrats Trail Trump Whether They Replace Biden With Biden, Biden, Or Biden [136d]
Supreme Court Rules Trump Has Immunity For Any Crime Committed Between 9 And 5 [136d]
Report: Requests To Prove One Is Not A Robot Up 400,000% Over Past 500 Years [136d]
Employee Lost Like Sailor In Maelstrom After HR Fails To Send Out Quarterly Company Update [136d]
Taylor Swift Under Fire For Leaving Idling Plane Double-Parked Outside Store [136d]
Stressed-Out God Didn’t Realize He Was Supposed To Reincarnate All Those Dead People [136d]
Biden Team Proud Hours Of Grueling Prep Successfully Got President Through Meeting With Family [136d]