The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• $1 Billion Donation To Johns Hopkins University To Allow Most Medical Students Free Tuition [126d]
• Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It? [126d]
• Things Biden Can Do To Reinvigorate His Campaign [126d]
• Senior Moment [126d]
• Hims Opens Brick-And-Mortar Brothel To Boost Men’s Confidence [126d]
• God Forced To Shave Head After Contracting Plague Of Lice [126d]