The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• J.D. Vance Named Trump VP Candidate [116d]
• Nation Rocked By Attempted Trump Assassination [116d]
• Mom’s Divorce Fails To Slow Down Pleas For Adult Daughter To Get Married [116d]
• Report Finds Just Giving In And Going To Church Would Solve All Your Problems [116d]
• Tony The Tiger Remains Closest Thing Man Has To Father Figure [116d]
• Who Is Trump’s VP Pick J.D. Vance? [116d]
• Sobbing Marco Rubio Refuses To Come Out Of Bathroom Stall [116d]