The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• J.D. Vance Named Trump VP Candidate [628d]
• Nation Rocked By Attempted Trump Assassination [628d]
• Mom’s Divorce Fails To Slow Down Pleas For Adult Daughter To Get Married [628d]
• Report Finds Just Giving In And Going To Church Would Solve All Your Problems [628d]
• Tony The Tiger Remains Closest Thing Man Has To Father Figure [628d]
• Who Is Trump’s VP Pick J.D. Vance? [628d]
• Sobbing Marco Rubio Refuses To Come Out Of Bathroom Stall [628d]
• Trump Rewrites RNC Speech To Remove All Mentions Of Never Getting Shot In Ear [629d]