The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Accepts GOP Nomination [625d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Simone Biles [625d]
• Petting Zoo Selling Toddler Fingers For 25 Cents [625d]
• MLB Reminds White Sox That Games Televised [625d]
• Plastic Surgeon Tears New Wife Down To The Studs [625d]
• Completely Alone Man Really Thought Blowing Out Birthday Candle In Dark Apartment Would Have Cheered Him Up [625d]
• Archaeologists Celebrate After Uncovering Ancient Certificate Congratulating Them For Finding All The Stuff [625d]
• Trump On Accepting Nomination: ‘This Is Boring, I’m So Bored’ [626d]
• Trump: ‘You All Look Really Stupid With Those Things On Your Head’ [626d]