The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Taylor Swift’s Vienna Concerts Canceled In Response To Terrorist Plot [602d]
• EPA Bans Weedkiller That Threatens Developing Fetuses [602d]
• Man Wearing Steampunk Goggles At City Council Meeting Demands Designated Segway Lanes [602d]
• Iowa State Fair Visitor Gored By 500-Pound Yam [602d]
• The Pros And Cons Of Letting Kids Use Social Media [602d]