The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Jennifer Lopez Files For Divorce From Ben Affleck [587d]
• Fact-Checking The GOP’s Claims About Kamala Harris [587d]
• 20% Of Swedish Brown Bears To Be Killed In Annual Hunt [587d]
• Grandmother Hamster Overly Critical Of Way Daughter Eats Babies [587d]
• Stranded NASA Astronauts Take Emergency Slide Back To Earth [587d]
• Improved Prosthetic Hand Only Chokes Owner 63% Of Time [587d]
• DNC Attendees Set Massive Wooden Donkey Ablaze To Ensure 4 More Years Of Liberal Rule [588d]
• Doug Emhoff Sends Blurry Picture Of Harris Speaking To Family Group Chat [588d]