The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Scientists Reengineering Cows’ Stomachs To Fight Climate Change [582d]
• Taliban Bans Sound Of Women’s Voices In Public [582d]
• Goth Hate-Watches Sunrise [582d]
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• Catty Study Finds Majority Of Americans Must Lack Access To Reliable Mirrors [582d]