The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 9/11 Truther Questions Why There Were Two Huge Bullseyes Painted On Side Of Twin Towers [79d]
• U.N. Chief Calls Gaza Death Toll Worst He’s Seen [79d]
• Sweetgreen Expands Line Of Kids’ Meals For Adult Women With Eating Disorders [79d]
• Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian [79d]
• ‘I Can’t See It,’ Reports Child At Every Zoo Exhibit [79d]