The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Black Enrollment At Harvard Drops After Affirmative Action Barred [77d]
• Moscow Expels 6 British Diplomats Who Would Not Shut Up About ‘Doctor Who’ [77d]
• Ohioan Disturbed By Reports Of Haitians Eating Vegetables [77d]
• Food Dye Used In Doritos Makes Mice’s Skin Transparent [77d]
• Ultra-Processed Foods: Myth Vs. Fact [77d]
• Woman With Disease Sent Article About Celebrity With Disease [77d]
• Vatican City Police Unveil New Unit Of Sin-Sniffing Dogs [77d]
• Mother Drunk Enough To Start Listing Names Of Miscarriages [77d]