The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Assassination Suspect Buying AR-15s Nonstop While In Custody [74d]
• Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera [74d]
• Trump Warns Immigrants Taking All The Good Vanity Plates [74d]
• ‘Still Fresh,’ Says Crouching Pete Buttigieg Swiping Finger Across Tire Tracks On Street [74d]
• Study Finds Europeans Used Cocaine Earlier Than Once Thought [74d]
• How Trump Is Appealing To Women Voters [74d]