The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Three Mile Island Nuclear Plant To Reopen To Power Microsoft Data Centers [65d]
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• Amazon Update Says Package Now Arriving When The Sky Shatters, The Sun Shines Black, And Rivers Weep Like Men [65d]
• Man Struggling To Sleep Reminds Self He Can Always Deal With Home Invasion In Morning [65d]