The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Fat Bear Week Contest Delayed After Contestant Killed [55d]
• North Carolina Family Informed Their Insurance Policy Voided Once House Gets Wet [55d]
• Heartbroken Trump Clutches Limp Campaign Lawn Sign Washed Away In Flood [55d]
• Disturbing Video Shows Dunkin’ Hatchery Workers Tossing Male Donuts Into Industrial Grinder [55d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Joaquin Phoenix And Lady Gaga [55d]
• Vatican Dispatches Micro-Missionaries On First-Ever Trip To Convert Native Bacteria [55d]
• Tylenol Introduces New Extra-Strength Fainting Couch For Feverish Women [55d]