The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Suggests Immigrants Have ‘Bad Genes’ [50d]
• Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise [50d]
• Nobel Prize In Physics Awarded To Alien Giving Peace Sign Driving Tie-Dye VW Bug [50d]
• Man Starting To Worry Mole On His Tumor Might Be Cancerous [50d]
• Travis Kelce Suffers Film-Career-Beginning Injury [50d]